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Q. what's a Frisco landlord's favorite game to play? A: Monopoly Q: however do individuals in Frisco vote? A: Early and often! Q: however does one caster-ate someone from Frisco? A: Kick his sister within the mouth Q: What must you do if you discover 3 individuals from Frisco buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get additional cement. Q: what is the distinction between someone from Frisco and a carp? A: One could be a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and also the different could be a fish. Q. however did the boy from Frisco die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q: What do individuals from Frisco and a bottle of brew have in common? A: They’re each empty from the neck up. Q: Why do individuals from Frisco keep their driving license on their dashboards? A: in order that they will park in handicap areas. Q: however do youngsters from Frisco pay the primary week of the varsity year? A: learning the Miranda Rights Q: however does one recognize you're in Frisco? A: once you pull up to a red light-weight, you roll up your windows!

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