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A man came home from the mine where he works,
very sad and stressed...

The wife asks,
"Babe what's wrong"?

The man says,
"All the people I'm working with are dead."

Wife: "What happened??"

Man: "The lift cables broke and the lift lost control and killed all of them."

Wife: "How did you survive??"

Man: "Had a running stomach so I went to the toilet...
when coming back, they were gone, and every family will receive $10 million each."

Wife: "Daaaaamn!!!
You mean i have lost $10 million because of *Your ......ShiiiiT*  !?!?!?



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Q: however does one understand you're in Irving? A: once you pull up to a red lightweight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear regarding the facility outage within the Irving library? A: Thirty folks were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the typical student from Irving get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sex down in Irving? A: inserting signs on the animals that kick. letter of the alphabet: Why do folks from Irving have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes get in First! Q. Why do they sell such a big amount of button-fly jeans in Irving? A. as a result of the sheep will hear the zippers a mile away. Q: what's the definition of a Irving virgin? A: an unsightly twelve year previous WHO will run her brothers. Q: What do tornadoes and folks from Irving have in common? A: They each find yourself in trailer parks. Q: however do they separate the boys from the boys in Irving? A: With a restraining order. Q: what is the very first thing associate Irving woman will once she wakes up within the morning? A: Walks home.

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