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*Laughter Therapy* While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"? No. Because women don't tell lies!       🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy.             🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband. “Miss” for first year and “Stress” for rest of the life.             🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.             🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 Son: Dad, l got selected for a role i...
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Jokes About Women

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Husband And Wife Jokes During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be given to the next of kin. For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge... then suddenly a man jumped in...and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs...and luckily he made it unscathed. When he managed to recover his breath... the instant millionaire shouted asking who pushed him into the pond..... it was his wife who did it.!!! And from that day...that was how the phrase... "Behind every successful man...there's a woman"...came about !!! Husband Wife Jokes At a wedding reception, the DJ announced... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life wort...
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JOKES

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Teacher Joke Challenging The Elephant Funny Innovations Unique Army Vehicle Prayer Is A Neccessity Future Technology Beware Smart Dogs Life Is Valuable Reality Of Life Husband Wife Joke *WIFE: Honey let's play a game* *HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?* *WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month* *HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?* *WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!* *HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)* *Wife: are you ready.* *Husband: Yes ready* *WIFE:       TURKEY* *Its been 4 HOURS NOW...* *(The husband is still* *standing at the spot* *wondering if she* *meant the Country or the bird* *Moral lesso...
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