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COURT vs BAR
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Maximum *Lies* have been told in court with the holy book in hand...
Maximum *Truth* have been told in bar with a glass of whiskey in hand.

Let us change the process of oath taking on a glass of whisky, there will be no pending cases at all.


I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home. 🥃

Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. Imagine what would have happened to the bottle!....

Wisdom will kill me one day....


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Fat Jokes

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