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Racist Jokes

Q: Did you hear concerning the ability outage within the Frisco library? A: Thirty individuals were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the typical student from Frisco get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual practice down in Frisco? A: putting signs on the animals that kick. letter: Why do individuals from Frisco have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes get in First! Q. Why do they sell such a big amount of button-fly jeans in Frisco? A. as a result of the sheep will hear the zippers a mile away. Q: what's the definition of a Frisco virgin? A: an unpleasant twelve year recent United Nations agency will run her brothers. Q: What do tornadoes and folks from Frisco have in common? A: They each find yourself in trailer parks. Q: however do they separate the lads from the boys in Frisco? A: With a restraining order. Q: what is the very first thing AN Frisco woman will once she wakes up within the morning? A: Walks home. Q: What did the Frisco woman say when sex? A: Get off Maine daddy, you are crushing my smokes! Q: Why do not ladies play hide and get in Frisco? A: nobody would rummage around for them.

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