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Q: what is the distinction between the politician of Grand grassland and a prostitute? A: The prostitute provides price for the money she takes. Q. what's a Grand grassland landlord's favorite game to play? A: Monopoly Q: however do folks in Grand grassland vote? A: Early and often! Q: however does one caste-rate someone from Grand grassland? A: Kick his sister within the mouth Q: What must you do if you discover 3 folks from Grand Prairie buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get a lot of cement. Q: what is the distinction between someone from Grand grassland and a carp? A: One may be a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and therefore the different may be a fish. Q. however did the boy from Grand grassland die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q: What do folks from Grand grassland and a bottle of brew age have in common? A: They’re each empty from the neck up. Q: Why do folks from Grand grassland keep their driving license on their dashboards? A: in order that they will park in handicap areas.

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