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Geography Of A Woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MEN
Between 1 and 99, a man is like Pakistan- ruled by nuts!!



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English Jokes

Q: Why do ducks fly over Grand grassland upper side down? A: there is nothing value scraping on! Q: what's the distinction between someone from Grand grassland and a baby? A: The baby can stop whining when for a while. Q: what is the solely factor that grows in Grand Prairie? A: The Crime Rate! Q: What area unit the sole 2 seasons in Grand Prairie? A: soccer and Construction. Q: Why did not the possum cross the road? A: as a result of in Grand grassland he is the opposite white meat! Q: Why are not folks from Grand grassland allowed into ocean World? A: as a result of fishing poles don't seem to be allowed! Q: however will an amazing grassland man get a girlfriend? A: By responding to a message on the wall of a ens space at a truck stop! Q: what's the distinction between a bucket of shit and folks from Grand Prairie? A: The bucket.

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