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Married Couples Jokes

Husband: Now second person helmet compulsory rule has been applied.

Wife: Next weekend we have to buy helmets for all my matching dresses.

Husband sold his bike.

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife : I am going out for couple of hours..do you want anything ?

Husband : That's all I want..


Woman And Doctor Jokes

Before giving Anesthesia Doctor asked Lady. " Whats Your Age Madam? "
Lady : 24 years!

Doctor : Madam are you sure this is correct age? Because the amount of Anesthesia will depend upon your age.
Lady : 30 years!

Doctor : Look Madam.. it's upto u. Lesser amount of Anesthesia could wake u up during operation and u could go into comma as well.
Lady : 38..

Doctor : ( Once again..) Look Madam.. if u are not gonna tell me ur real age then wrong amount of Anesthesia will directly affect your livers and they may fail as well.
Lady : Screamed and said.. 49! That's it, I am not gonna change my age any further even though my dead body comes out of the operation Theater.


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