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A man thanked God for giving him a good wife.

He asked God,"why did u make my wife so loving & caring?"
God replied: "so that u love her"

The man further asked:"Why did u make her so beautiful and gorgeous?
God replied: "so that u love her"

The man again asked:"Why did u make her an amazing cook"
God replied: "so that u love her"

The man then angrily asked: "But then why did u make her such a fool?
God said: "so that she can love you too...!



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