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My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?',  I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.


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Q. what's a urban center landlord's favorite game to play? A: Monopoly Q: however do individuals in city vote? A: Early and often! Q: however does one castrate someone from city? A: Kick his sister within the mouth Q: What must you do if you discover 3 individuals from Fort Worth buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get additional cement. Q: what is the distinction between someone from city and a carp? A: One could be a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and therefore the alternative could be a fish. Q. however did the boy from city die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q: What do individuals from city and a bottle of brew have in common? A: They’re each empty from the neck up. Q: Why do individuals from city keep their driver's licence on their dashboards? A: so that they will park in handicap areas. Q: however do youngsters from city pay the primary week of the varsity year? A: finding out the Miranda Rights Q: however does one grasp you're in Fort Worth? A: after you pull up to a red light-weight, you roll up your windows!

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