Life Is Bliss Joke

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my G-Mail inbox...I find:

1) 6  banks are giving me easy loans.

2) I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

3) 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4) 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6) 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

And Approx 20-25 mails from Riya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else are you expecting from life?

Salla Zindagi main aur kya chahiye...?