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Lovely message
*❤ Parents expectation from their child?*
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*Mother:*
I fought with death when I was giving birth to you. I spent sleepless nights when you were sick and crying. I never ate without feeding you first. I bore so many pains to bring you to the stage that you are in today. _How will you repay me my child_?
*Child:*
When I grow up, I will find a good job and earn lots of money for you so you can enjoy the pleasures of this world.
*Mother:*
Your father is doing this already and I do not expect this from you too. By the time you are earning I will be old and will not be in need of any worldly luxuries.
*Son:*
I will find a pious lady and marry her so she can cook for you and take care of you.
*Mother:*
That is not her duty my son and neither should you marry for that reason. It is not compulsory on her to do any service to me, neither do I expect this from her. Your marriage should be for you, a companion and a comfort for you as you go through this journey of life.
*Child:*
Tell me mother how can I repay you then?
*Mother:*
(With tears in her eyes) Visit or call me often. A mother only requires this much from you while she is alive.
Then when I die give me your shoulder and bury me.
Whenever you perform prayers, supplicate for me.
Give out in charity for me.
Remember your every good deed will benefit me in the hereafter so be good and kind always.
Fulfill the rights of all those around you.
_The sleepless nights and pains I took to bring you up was not a favour to you but was for my creator. He blessed me with you as a beautiful gift and as a means for me to attain His pleasure. Your every good deed becomes my repayment._
Will you do it my child...?
*Child*: (Cannot speak and had tears in his eyes)
"I Am A Mother"
The Officer At The Driving License Counter Asked The Lady, "What is Your Occupation ?" The Woman Seeking Renewal Of Her License Seemed To Be Puzzled.
So The Officer Said, "Ma'am, Are You Employed....Have Your Own Business Or...."
The Woman Replied, "Oh, Yes !! I Have A Full Time Occupation. I Am A Mother"
Officer : "We Don't Have 'Mother' As An Option For Occupation. I Will Write It Down As 'Housewife'. That Takes Care Of All Questions."
This Had Happened Long Ago, And Was Forgotten.
Years Later When I Went To Get My License, The Public Relations Officer Was A Somewhat Pompous Woman.
"Your Occupation ?" She Asked in A Rather Authoritative Tone.
I Just Had An inspiration And Replied, "I Am A Researcher in The Field Of Child Development, Nutrition And Inter-Personal Relationships."
The Lady Officer Stared At Me in Amazement.
I Calmly Repeated My Statement, And She Wrote it Down Verbatim.
Then, Unable To Conceal Her Curiosity, She Politely Asked, "What Exactly Do You Do in Your Profession, Ma'am ?"
I Was Feeling Good About Having Described My Occupation So Calmly And Confidently. So I Replied, " My Research Projects Have Been Going On For A Number Of Years (Mothers Never Retire !!). My Research is Conducted in The Laboratory As Well As in The Field. I Have Two Bosses. (One is God and the other is my entire family). Have Received Two Honours in This Field (A son and a daughter). My Topic is Considered To Be The Most Difficult Part Of Sociology (All Moms will Agree!!). I Have To Work More Than 14 Hours Every Day. Sometimes Even 24 Hours b Not Enough And The Challenges Are Tougher Than Many Other Professions. My Compensation is in Terms Of Mental Satisfaction Rather Than Money."
I Could See That The Officer Was Thoroughly impressed. After Completing The Licensing Formalities, She Came To The Door To See Me Off.
This New Viewpoint About My Occupation Made Me Feel Much Better On My Way Back Home.
I Was Welcomed By My 5 Year Old Research Assistant At The Door. My New Project(My 6-Month-old Baby) Was Energetically Practicing Her 'Music'.
I Had Earned A Small Victory Over The Governmental Red Tape Today. I Was No Longer 'Merely A Mother'. Instead, I Was Now A Highly Placed Functionary in A Service Vital For Mankind - Motherhood !!
'Mother' - Isn't it A Great Title. Fit To Be Added To The Nameplate On The Door !!
By This Standard, Grandmothers Deserve To Be Called Senior Research Officers, And Great Grandmothers Qualify As 'Research Directors'. Aunts And Other Ladies Of That Age Group Can Be Called 'Research Facilitators'.
Please Share This With All Mothers, Grandmothers, Great Grandmother.
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Lovely message
*❤ Parents expectation from their child?*
____________________________
*Mother:*
I fought with death when I was giving birth to you. I spent sleepless nights when you were sick and crying. I never ate without feeding you first. I bore so many pains to bring you to the stage that you are in today. _How will you repay me my child_?
*Child:*
When I grow up, I will find a good job and earn lots of money for you so you can enjoy the pleasures of this world.
*Mother:*
Your father is doing this already and I do not expect this from you too. By the time you are earning I will be old and will not be in need of any worldly luxuries.
*Son:*
I will find a pious lady and marry her so she can cook for you and take care of you.
*Mother:*
That is not her duty my son and neither should you marry for that reason. It is not compulsory on her to do any service to me, neither do I expect this from her. Your marriage should be for you, a companion and a comfort for you as you go through this journey of life.
*Child:*
Tell me mother how can I repay you then?
*Mother:*
(With tears in her eyes) Visit or call me often. A mother only requires this much from you while she is alive.
Then when I die give me your shoulder and bury me.
Whenever you perform prayers, supplicate for me.
Give out in charity for me.
Remember your every good deed will benefit me in the hereafter so be good and kind always.
Fulfill the rights of all those around you.
_The sleepless nights and pains I took to bring you up was not a favour to you but was for my creator. He blessed me with you as a beautiful gift and as a means for me to attain His pleasure. Your every good deed becomes my repayment._
Will you do it my child...?
*Child*: (Cannot speak and had tears in his eyes)
"I Am A Mother"
The Officer At The Driving License Counter Asked The Lady, "What is Your Occupation ?" The Woman Seeking Renewal Of Her License Seemed To Be Puzzled.
So The Officer Said, "Ma'am, Are You Employed....Have Your Own Business Or...."
The Woman Replied, "Oh, Yes !! I Have A Full Time Occupation. I Am A Mother"
Officer : "We Don't Have 'Mother' As An Option For Occupation. I Will Write It Down As 'Housewife'. That Takes Care Of All Questions."
This Had Happened Long Ago, And Was Forgotten.
Years Later When I Went To Get My License, The Public Relations Officer Was A Somewhat Pompous Woman.
"Your Occupation ?" She Asked in A Rather Authoritative Tone.
I Just Had An inspiration And Replied, "I Am A Researcher in The Field Of Child Development, Nutrition And Inter-Personal Relationships."
The Lady Officer Stared At Me in Amazement.
I Calmly Repeated My Statement, And She Wrote it Down Verbatim.
Then, Unable To Conceal Her Curiosity, She Politely Asked, "What Exactly Do You Do in Your Profession, Ma'am ?"
I Was Feeling Good About Having Described My Occupation So Calmly And Confidently. So I Replied, " My Research Projects Have Been Going On For A Number Of Years (Mothers Never Retire !!). My Research is Conducted in The Laboratory As Well As in The Field. I Have Two Bosses. (One is God and the other is my entire family). Have Received Two Honours in This Field (A son and a daughter). My Topic is Considered To Be The Most Difficult Part Of Sociology (All Moms will Agree!!). I Have To Work More Than 14 Hours Every Day. Sometimes Even 24 Hours b Not Enough And The Challenges Are Tougher Than Many Other Professions. My Compensation is in Terms Of Mental Satisfaction Rather Than Money."
I Could See That The Officer Was Thoroughly impressed. After Completing The Licensing Formalities, She Came To The Door To See Me Off.
This New Viewpoint About My Occupation Made Me Feel Much Better On My Way Back Home.
I Was Welcomed By My 5 Year Old Research Assistant At The Door. My New Project(My 6-Month-old Baby) Was Energetically Practicing Her 'Music'.
I Had Earned A Small Victory Over The Governmental Red Tape Today. I Was No Longer 'Merely A Mother'. Instead, I Was Now A Highly Placed Functionary in A Service Vital For Mankind - Motherhood !!
'Mother' - Isn't it A Great Title. Fit To Be Added To The Nameplate On The Door !!
By This Standard, Grandmothers Deserve To Be Called Senior Research Officers, And Great Grandmothers Qualify As 'Research Directors'. Aunts And Other Ladies Of That Age Group Can Be Called 'Research Facilitators'.
Please Share This With All Mothers, Grandmothers, Great Grandmother.
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Jokes and riddles
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