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A boy and a girl travel in Metro daily
Girl : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy :  Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Girl : No, I am a Dentist....



BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game.....

When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right  side of the hall....

And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall....

One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment...
got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

Boss : Okay...Ready, Set...
"ORANGE" !

Employees : rascal.


Joke In Hindi

CA ki wife:

Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:

Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi

Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai...

YAHI INFLATION HAI.



Economics is not that difficult if we have the Right Examples.

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When Wine & Women get replaced by Water & Wife,
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability.

But A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

Law of equality:

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.

This poor king can take only one step at a time.

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.


One Smart Guy Invented
WhatsApp

His Wife Added a feature in it called
Last Seen At

Thank god she didnt add
Last Seen With.


Punch Of D Day.

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear.

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- Shakespear's Wife



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