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Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. "
Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient - "No, that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...!!!!!!
Mumbai weather acting like a typical wife.. it created havoc yesterday.. and today its behaving as if nothing happened yesterday...
Angry Wife: I always see u wasting time on cricket matches at home, better u should go and play Blue Whale game.
Husband : Honey, I was playing that game since childhood, Marrying U was the last task assigned to me.
GST has reached number 3rd position in the list of things not understood.
Duckworth Lewis at second position and Wife's mood Still continued to be on number 1....
Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient - "No, that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...!!!!!!
Mumbai weather acting like a typical wife.. it created havoc yesterday.. and today its behaving as if nothing happened yesterday...
Angry Wife: I always see u wasting time on cricket matches at home, better u should go and play Blue Whale game.
Husband : Honey, I was playing that game since childhood, Marrying U was the last task assigned to me.
GST has reached number 3rd position in the list of things not understood.
Duckworth Lewis at second position and Wife's mood Still continued to be on number 1....
The excellent kids jokes superior funny jokes for kids fine funny sms quality santa banta jokes superb jokes for kids.
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