Jokes About Women

Husband And Wife Jokes
During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore.

Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be given to the next of kin.

For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge... then suddenly a man jumped in...and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs...and luckily he made it unscathed.

When he managed to recover his breath... the instant millionaire shouted asking who pushed him into the pond..... it was his wife who did it.!!!

And from that day...that was how the phrase... "Behind every successful man...there's a woman"...came about !!!

Husband Wife Jokes
At a wedding reception, the DJ announced...

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death !!!

New Year Jokes
*A small reminder !!*

Don't be so excited about New Year.....

Only the calendar will change.....

Wife, Boss,salary,Job and Targets will remain the same.!!!!


Married Man Jokes
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.

Pointing a knife at me ... He asked me "your money or your life!"

I told him I am Married... so I have no money and no life...

We hugged and cried together.

It was a beautiful moment...


Indian Judiciary Jokes
How to convert an Electron into Neutron

Ans: Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges

After massive demand from all husbands..........

A new app called "Fear"   has been launched in iphone 8+....

You just say..... 'Wife',

and it immediately closes all websites,

hides all chats,

shuts down all games,

hides all special folders and deletes chat history!

and best above all,

it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.