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One Line Humors...
Regular naps
prevent old age,
especially
if you take them
while driving.
Having one child
makes you a parent;
having two
you are a referee.
Marriage is a
relationship
in which
one person
is always right
and
the other is
the husband!
I believe
we should all
pay our tax
with a smile.
I tried - but they
wanted cash.
A child's greatest
period of growth
is the month after
you've purchased
new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad.
A lot of people
have no talent.
Don't marry
the person you
want to live with,
marry the one you
cannot live without,
but whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are
elected by
good citizens
who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing
more than the habit
of resting
before you get tired.
Marriage is
give and take.
You'd better
give it to her
or she'll
take it anyway.
My wife and I
always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.
A successful marriage
requires falling
in love many times,
always
with the same person.
It doesn't matter
how often
a married man
changes his job,
he still ends up
with
the same boss.
Real friends are
the ones who survive
transitions between
address books.
Saving is
the best thing.
Especially when
your parents have
done it for you.
Wise men talk
because they have
something to say;
fools talk because
they have
to say something.
They call our language
the mother tongue
because the father
seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any
way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the
thought of long life
will never come!
Why do couples
hold hands during
their wedding?
It's a formality
just like two boxers
shaking hands before
the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today
is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand
in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when
people discuss
Love Marriage
vs Arranged.
It's like
asking someone,
if suicide is better
or being murdered.
There is only one
perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
There is only one
perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
Cheers !!!
Latest funny mexican jokes
He stirred the vehicle forward some inches, reversed somewhat and so remained still for some additional minutes as some additional of the opposite patrons' vehicles left. Finally, once his was the sole automotive left within the parking zone, he force out and drove slowly down the road. The policeman, having waited with patience all this point, currently started up his motorcar, placed on the flashing lights, promptly force the person over and administered a bee Breathalyzer check. To his feeling, the breath paralyses indicated no proof that the person had consumed any alcohol at all! stupefied, the officer same, 'I'll have to be compelled to raise you to accompany American state to the station house. This breath sealer instrumentation should be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it', same the really proud bushwhacker. 'Tonight i am the selected decoy.' Sex Offenders I see wherever the Texas Department of Corrections has instituted some innovative programs to vary the behavior of prisoners. Down within the prison house in urban center they have been terribly flourishing in treating sex offenders. What they are doing is this: they furnish the prisoners photos of city ladies which cures them of all sexual wishes.
One Line Humors...
Regular naps
prevent old age,
especially
if you take them
while driving.
Having one child
makes you a parent;
having two
you are a referee.
Marriage is a
relationship
in which
one person
is always right
and
the other is
the husband!
I believe
we should all
pay our tax
with a smile.
I tried - but they
wanted cash.
A child's greatest
period of growth
is the month after
you've purchased
new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad.
A lot of people
have no talent.
Don't marry
the person you
want to live with,
marry the one you
cannot live without,
but whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are
elected by
good citizens
who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing
more than the habit
of resting
before you get tired.
Marriage is
give and take.
You'd better
give it to her
or she'll
take it anyway.
My wife and I
always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.
A successful marriage
requires falling
in love many times,
always
with the same person.
It doesn't matter
how often
a married man
changes his job,
he still ends up
with
the same boss.
Real friends are
the ones who survive
transitions between
address books.
Saving is
the best thing.
Especially when
your parents have
done it for you.
Wise men talk
because they have
something to say;
fools talk because
they have
to say something.
They call our language
the mother tongue
because the father
seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any
way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the
thought of long life
will never come!
Why do couples
hold hands during
their wedding?
It's a formality
just like two boxers
shaking hands before
the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today
is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand
in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when
people discuss
Love Marriage
vs Arranged.
It's like
asking someone,
if suicide is better
or being murdered.
There is only one
perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
There is only one
perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
Cheers !!!
Latest funny mexican jokes
He stirred the vehicle forward some inches, reversed somewhat and so remained still for some additional minutes as some additional of the opposite patrons' vehicles left. Finally, once his was the sole automotive left within the parking zone, he force out and drove slowly down the road. The policeman, having waited with patience all this point, currently started up his motorcar, placed on the flashing lights, promptly force the person over and administered a bee Breathalyzer check. To his feeling, the breath paralyses indicated no proof that the person had consumed any alcohol at all! stupefied, the officer same, 'I'll have to be compelled to raise you to accompany American state to the station house. This breath sealer instrumentation should be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it', same the really proud bushwhacker. 'Tonight i am the selected decoy.' Sex Offenders I see wherever the Texas Department of Corrections has instituted some innovative programs to vary the behavior of prisoners. Down within the prison house in urban center they have been terribly flourishing in treating sex offenders. What they are doing is this: they furnish the prisoners photos of city ladies which cures them of all sexual wishes.
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