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Two Friends Jokes
Two friends were walking home one evening and a young sexy woman was blowing kisses at one of them from the window of a lovely bungalow.1st friend: "Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses at me."
2nd friend: "Guy leave her alone, don't pay any attention to her."
Then the lady signalled to him to come...
1st friend: "Man the babe is calling me over!"
2nd friend: "My dear friend, don't go."
1st friend: "Why would you ask me not to go when a sexy babe like that is calling me over herself? Are you jealous of me?"
2nd friend: "Pal, l'm begging you, please don't go, please don't go!"
The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him at the door and they both went to an upstairs bedroom. Suddenly, just as they were about to have some fun, they heard a car honking...
Lady (on opening the window): "Hell! That's my husband! Why did he have to be home now?"
1st friend: "Good grief! I'm in trouble!"
Lady: "Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundryman and iron these clothes," pointing at a humongous heap of clothes.
The guy spent the rest of the day ironing clothes because the husband never left home that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place...
1st friend: "Pal, can you believe that it was clothes and clothes l ironed throughout the day yesterday"
2nd friend: "But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY"
Electricity Board Jokes
Power cuts are the only timethe whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. ...
as Wi-Fi also remains off...
Seeing this,
Electricity Board has decided to have a tagline called
*"Connecting People by Disconnecting Power"!*
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Very Funny Sardar Jokes
Very Funny Sardar Jokes
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