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Innocent Boy Jokes
A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here.... dont you know its a vip road and many mp's, sometimes cm's, PM & even President pass from here...
The boy replied: Don,t worry, I have locked my bicycle.
Modi, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Rahul at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Rahul looked at Modi and said, "Do you think he will jump ?"
Modi said, "You know, I bet he will jump."
Rahul replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Modi placed Rs. 1000 on the bar and said, "You're on !"
Just as Rahul placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.
Rahul was very upset, but willingly handed his Rs.1000 to Modi, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."
Modi replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
Rahul replied, "I did too, but didn't think he would do it again.
This time Modi took the money.
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Mesmerizing Irish Jokes
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