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A farmer  owns 25 young hens and one old cock ... As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market... Old cock to Young cock : Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity... Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young cock: OKKK.. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off  &...

Who says we don't exercise? We 'Jump' to conclusions, We 'Throw' our weight around,  We 'Twist' the truth, We 'Stretch' the lies, We 'Bend' the rules, We 'Push' our luck, We 'Lift' our egos, We 'Run' from tough situations.  We are absolutely fit, But still, we're fat because we eat our words so often... Traffic lights going for a walk. BEWARE of accidents. The clever good jokes lovely yo momma jokes passionate funny video clips wild funniest jokes fresh kids jokes. For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES   Rude Jokes On Women "Oh my god....", replied the professional person, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder wherever his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex? BMW Acronyms Brings Maine ladies! province Murder Weapons Born Moderately rich massive Mainexican Weiner pile Waste Break My Windows Black Mans Willy Beats My Wood Borrows My notecase Bothers My Willy Buffoon create...

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee... 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?' 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do ...

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.' My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge... I ALMOST DIED!! Moral : Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength! *A girl showed interest in marrying only a lawyer.* I asked the  girl "Why do you prefer a *lawyer* to marry?" She gave a very logical reply. She said, "They *bow their head* while entering the room and again while...

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After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?" Dave, the American, replied,"A THOUGHT”. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir , the Russian. "Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know. "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for...

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Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. " Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman. Lady patient - "No, that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...!!!!!! Mumbai weather acting like a typical wife.. it created havoc yesterday.. and today its behaving as if nothing happened yesterday... Angry Wife: I always see u wasting time on cricket matches at home, better u should go and play Blue Whale game. Husband : Honey, I was playing that game since childhood, Marrying U was the last task assigned to me. GST has reached number 3rd position in the list of things not understood. Duckworth Lewis at second position and Wife's mood Still continued to be on number 1.... The excellent kids jokes superior funny jokes for kids fine funny sms quality santa banta jokes superb j...

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Last  week  l  went  to  a  restaurant,  l saw  there  was  a *WiFi  service,*  so  l  asked  for  password,  *the waitress  told  me eat  first ,* so  l  placed  my  order, After  eating  l asked  again  for password  and  again  she  told  me *eat  first,* feeling frustrate  again  l ordered  black coffee, after drinking , again  *l asked  for password ,* They  told  me  *eat first..* Then  angry  *l  asked  the restaurant  manager  for  the password.*  He replied  *eat  first,* before  l  was  about to  explode,  *l  finally  saw  a  sign  showing  WiFi password* ..." EAT FIRST". *LESSON :*  This  shows  that  most  of  us  we  a...

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